Nescafe o ais limau (malay)

Mungkin sesuatu yang baru ataupun sesuatu yang dah lama wujud kat Malaysia ni, tapi orang ramai tak paham bila aku mintak order NESCAFE O AIS LIMAU. Mesti diaorang buat muka blur atau pelik dan tanya aku sekali lagi aku nak apa. Macam sorang kenalan yang datang dari jauh ni buat muka pelik bila aku duduk kat kedai makan sama ngan dier dan kawannya dan kata kat aku "Sepanjang aku jalan2 seluruh malaysia ni tak pernah aku jumpa orang minum NESCAFE O AIS LIMAU". Macam tu la lebih kurang jawapannya.

Pertama kali aku mintak air NESCAFE O AIS LIMAU ialah masa aku laypark ngan kmx dan beberapa rakan lain. Diaorang pun pelik kat aku first time tapi dah lama tu diaorang biasa la gak bila aku order NESCAFE O AIS LIMAU bila aku laypark ngan diaorang.

Kalu ditanya apa rasa air NESCAFE O AIS LIMAU ni aku tak dapat nak jawab. Ia bergantung pada buah limau tu sendiri. Kalau pahit, pahit la. Kalau manis, manis la rasanya. Dan setiap kedai berbeza setiap satu.

Kontroversi atau diskriminasi.(In Malay)

Cerita ni aku dengar dari kawan aku yang dengar dari kawan dia yang dengar dari kawan dia. Betul ke tak aku tak tau la. Nak sedap kan cerita biar aku ulang tayang balik apa yang dia cakap.

Konversation antara 2 orang perempuan. Aku bagi nama A dan B jer la.

Perempuan A: Eeee, I tak suka betul makan kat kedai mamak.
Perempuan B: Pehal lak u ni, best apa makan kat kedai mamak. Ada nasi beriani. U tau tak, I pernah makan kat satu kedai mamak tu, best giler.
Perempuan A: Tapi u tau tak?
Perempuan B: Tau apa menda nyer?
Perempuan A: Pasal rasa kuah kat kedai mamak tu rasa sama jer setiap hari kalau ko makan selalu tak berubah ubah. Ko tak rasa pelik ke?
Perempuan B: Nak pelik kemenda nyer lak. mungkin dier ada resepi keluarga sendiri yang diaorang guna.
Perempuan A: Hah, tu yang ko tak tau. Ni aku dengar cerita la. Tapi kalau aku cerita, mesti ko muntah nyer.
Perempuan B: cerita mendanyer?
Perempuan A: cerita pasal rasa yang tak berubah-ubah kat dalam kuah diaorang dari dulu lagi.
Perempuan B: Hah, menda cerita nyer.
Perempuan A: Betul nak dengar ni.
Perempuan B: Hei budak ni kang sekali aku bagi kang.
Perempuan A: Ok ok. Aku cerita la ni.
Perempuan B: Hah cite la.
Perempuan A: Macam ni cerita dier. Ko tau tak yang diaorang ni tak pernah buang lebihan sambal atau kuah yang tak habih kat kedai diaorang.
Perempuan B: Iyer ke?
Perempuan A: Betul ke tak aku tak tau la. Ni aku dengar cerita orang jer.
Perempuan B: Habih tu, kuah yang lebih tu diaorang buat apa, bagi makan kucing?(sambil gelak sikit)
Perempuan A: Orang serius ni.
Perempuan B: OK ok. habih tu kuah tu pi ke mana?
Perempuan A: Diaorang tambah jer kat kuah untuk keesokan harinyer.
Perempuan B: Hah??
Perempuan A: Tu la kalau u perasan pasal rasa diaorang tak pernah berubah dari dulu lagi.
Perempuan B: Maknanyer kalu kedai tu dah bukak 100 tahun maknanyer......
Perempuan A: Kuah yang u makan tu hayat dier dah 100 tahun la.
Perempuan B: Oh my god.(sambil tutup mulut)

Lepas tu aku tak perlu cerita la dah. korang pikir sendiri apa yang jadi lepas tu.

Ada ayat yang aku tambah sebab aku tak ingat sangat apa yang diaorang bincangkan. Sori kalau tersalah. Tapi ni betul, apa yang aku dengar. Cuma aku tambah sikit je.

Ringkasan cerita ni, "Kuah yang korang makan kat kedai mamak tu sama hayat dengan berapa lama diaorang buat bisness." Betul ke tak aku tak tau. aku cuma menulis apa yang aku dengar.Tapi nasihat aku kat korang tu, selidik dulu sebelum percaya bulat bulat apa yang korang baca atau dengar.

Shanana

Aku yang konfuse

A sad me tell me to tell me about me.
But me can't tell me about me to me.
So, me tell me that me sorry.
Me apologize to me then me come to see me.
And me tell me about me and me tell me about me.
And me live happy.
That is me.
Confuse? Me also confuse about me.

Masalah orang lain

Aku paling tak minat nak dengar masalah orang lain, lagi-lagi masalah cinta. Pada aku, masalah orang lain tu adalah masalah diaorang sendiri. Aku malas lah nak pikir pasal masalah orang lain sebab itu masalah diaorang. Sebenarnya masalah tu macam batu yang korang kutip pastu pegang kat tangan korang. Korang yang decide samada korang nak buang je batu tu, atau korang nak simpan batu tu, etc. Kalau korang pilih nak buang jer batu tu, batu tu takkan hilang. Cuma beralih tempat je. Kalau korang pilih nak simpan, korang juga yang merana. Lagi teruk kalau korang hancur kan batu tu. lagi banyak batu yang akan kelihatan kat tempat korang hancurkan nya. Dan mungkin akan menyakitkan korang lak kelak.

On Sunday Morning

Accident can happen even when you are careful. That is what has happen to me this week. On Sunday the 14th, at 9.20am, I was on my way back home from town because I wanted to buy a newspaper. On my way back, at the round-a-bout, in front of the police station (some of you might know that place), an accident occur. Suddenly, I have the feeling that my bike was unbalance and the next thing I know me and my bike was sliding sideways. I was stunned by this and I don't know what to do. I was just sitting still while my hand let go of the pedal. There I was doing the 180 and then stop. Luckily, I wear a bit thick that day so the injuries don’t occur much. "Whew, that was close", I said to myself. For your info, I was just driving 40kmph at that point. After checking for injuries, which I haven't got (or so it seems) I pack my stuff and just walk (ride) from the scene. But for some reason I feel uncomfortable on my right side of the body and there are certain pain in a few place, also on the right side. Maybe I should see a doctor, just to be safe.

blast

As all have seen it on CN(Malaysia), Teen Titan is on the peek of season 4. with 2 more episode, Season 4 will be over. But what I really hate about this past few days, there are no opening song for Teen Titan. Where are the opening song and why did they just gone??

Quit and stand to win up to RM10000

Rules and regulations:
1. Open to the general public aged 18 and above.
2. Open to smokers who have smoked for a mninimum of a year prior to April 30, 2006.
3. Closing date: April 30, 2006.
4. Participants will be randomly selected using a table of ramdom numbers.
5. Interview and urine tests will be carried out for those short-listed.
6. Judges' decision will be final.
Entry forms are available at the Malaysia Association Secretariat, UPM web page, government hospitals, and major newspapers. So don't copy this form and print this form out. It is just a sample.

There are prizes to be won:
-National level
1st prize: RM 10,000
30 Consolation Prizes:Air Ticket/Hotel stays/Hampers
-International level
The first-prize winner at the National level will have a chance to win US$2,500 at regional level and US$10,000 at the international level.

Smoking is not...

When will a person considered as a smoker? According to "The Oxford Study Dictionary", a smoker is someone or a person who smokes tobacco as a habit.

Like everyone know, and they neglect them, smoking can cause a lot of damage to the smoker own self. A piece of cigarrette (in MALAYSIA alone) has not more than 20mg TAR and 1.5mg NIKOTINA (that is the guidelines, I guest). That means a lot of damage will go to the lungs because all smoker (actually) inhale (what I try to mean is 'suck in') the smoke with the air they breath through the mouth.

Healthy smoking. Is it posibble? Do you think there is such an act as 'Healthy smoking'? Maybe a doctor or a scientist should do something to make this possible. So the next time they smoke, they will feel the same result as smoking a cigarrette right now but less the damage later.

If you wanted to start smoking, I suggest that you just forget about it. Firstly, it is harmfull to yourself. 2nd, you actually have to pull out some amount of money just to smoke. A normal smoker smoke around 1 piece every 2 hours. While a hard smoker can get up to 1 piece every 2 minute. And the lowest price you could find for a cigarette is RM 3 for 20 piece. I think that has the lowest quality ever. I ask a friend of mine about it and he said "Tak best langsung";meaning it is worst. Forgot to tell you, he is a smoker.

I know that try to leave smoking can be a lot of burden. It is the second hardest thing than to leave drug addict. But if your will is strong, you can do anything. Here are a few tips to slowly quit smoking. Drink a lot of water. Chew something like a chewing gum or something. Try not to inhale the smoke but just keep it in your mouth then blow. The thing is that you try. But don't stop straight away cause it will do much more damage that way than stop slowly.

ToDay I Lost A Friend

Maybe I deserve to have lost her. Well, I am a scumbag for all I know. I did'nt do my job as a friend. Just hope that she read the mail that I gave her.

SomeDay Will Come When.....

When Elyon first appear in Jetix-WITCH, she has a long hair. But today, she has the same hair as she has in the WITCH comag. Yay. She is much lovelier that way and I love it. Really.

For the last few week me and some friends(actually me and Meal and Amir) bought few Gundam model. I have 3 model, 1 with the scale ratio of 1/100 and the other two with the scale ratio of 1/144. All of them with is made by 'ST LITTLE WHITE DRAGON TOY INDUSTRY CO., LTD.' I cant affort to buy 'BANDAI' model cause it is way too expensive for me.

For the past few month, I have been working at MOBIL. I even dont tell UCU about it. Now my skin is getting darker. Now that I think about it, I rarely tell UCU about myself.

PreTy In The NaKed Eyes

Teen titans season three, is on Cartoon Network right now. It started monday last week, and tomorrow it is a new series. It is about time that they show the third season now and not waiting to show it later cause I was getting kind of bored of the series being played over and over again. Cant wait to see it again, and again, and again. Actually, not like that I hate to see it again but as the time past, you get the feeling that you love only a few of the episodes and the rest is only a so-so you like it. Really, I have that kind of feeling.

Finally, after all the waiting, today I get to see the glimps of Elyon (in the sub they wrote Ellion) in the Jetix-WITCH animation on TV3. Man, they taken that long to show her face on air. I always thought that (in the COMAG) she has a short hair. Except for a little of her hair on the side is long. Well, you know the anime that they will never stick to the original even though the original character is way much better. Maybe next week I will get to see the detail of her in that animation. Hopefully.

p/s:I always bought STAR every Wednesday and Sunday just to read a comic called 'PreTeena'..

Sapa lebih untung...

Sesuatu yang aku memang tak paham sejak cerita ni keluar. Pada masa dulu, kat tv2 adalah cerita yang dipanggil "CHANGERION"(aku rasa dah betul aku eja). Jalan cerita okay la gak, ala-ala 'kamen rider', power rangers gitu. But, ada satu part yang aku musykil kat sini. Dalam cerita tu dua orang ni kekasih tapi tak kesampaian. Macam biasala org jepun bercinta, ada masa diaorang kiss. Tapi masa nak pisah, si girl ni kata something like this "Before we depart, please return my kiss toward you". Macam tu la ceritanya. Sampai sekarang aku musykil part ni dan aku masih tak tau(sekarang ni la) sapa yang untung kat sini, si girl atau si boy... Ada komen?

YAY

Finally, the waitng has ended. WITCH the animation brought to you by JETIX has finally make its way on tv3 every sunday on 10.30 am. I thought that it will never being shown on malaysia air. Don't forget to tune in and see the epic of WITCH in animation. Like in the comag( comic magazine), it is about 5 young girls who has been chosen to become the guardian in order to save the world. Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia and Hay Lin. I can't wait for the appearance of my true WITCH character that I love the most, ELYON BROWN. And forever I will love her. Really.

A past that need to be forgoten

Some people are afraid of the past. They hope that the past would just go away. Well, I for once wanted to forget about a certain past that has being haunting me for a long time. But what can I possibly do to make it go away. Right now, I cannot think of any ways to make it go away.

When you experience the dark side of your life, it attend to stay there in your brain as a peice of your memory. It may never go away. Right now, I just keep my past let it be like an unuse book. But sometime, when I accidently think about it, it just come out of my mind like a waterfall and I remember everything that I did that certain time.

IT CAME FROM MALAYSIA E-BAY

When I was surfing the internet, I stumble across a preety site. E-BAY. the world renound site for biding and getting stuff. I then went to Malaysia E-BAY and go to the wierd stuff section. This is what I find. Two books about sex and a clay mug with a Penis shaped handle

ANNE HOOPER’S KAMASUTRA 100-150 PAGES PDF
MYR 4.99
Ends 24-02-2006 10:41:13 AM MYT
Item description:
*Due to some adult contents you must be 18+ to purchase this EBook*This ebook is written by Anne Hooper, a noted sex therapist, it highlights sexual techniques and interprets ancient wisdom for today's lovers. etc.
http://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=5666862760

E BOOK: Sex positions 140 PAGES OF PDF
MYR 4.99
Ends 24-02-2006 12:05:10 PM MYT
Item description:
The missionary is the most commonly adopted lovemaking position, because it is so comfortable, but there are many different ways of enjoying each other's bodies, and each of the positions illustrated on the next pages may suggest another into which you can move. etc.
http://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=8766171214


'Unique' Mug
MYR 25.00
Ends 24-02-2006 11:13:04 AM MYT
Item description:
-Penis shaped handle, clay mug. -decorative item purchased in russia. -never seen it being sold in malaysia. -extremely rare. -ideal gift to joke or fool around. -item in perfect condition, no chips or cracks. -item is exactly as in the picture. -no international bidders please. strictly on c.o.d basis. meet ups in pj or kl area.
http://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=6254847044

Money money money

For the past few month, I have been searching(Actually looking) at the number on the money that for me look amazing. I have been looking for a certain number on the money and the most I find is 3 pieces. Until I find a better number, I will keep all 3.
Ringgit Malaysia(RM) has 2 alphabets and 7 numbers, for example AB 1234567.

This are the category that I came up during my search.
Urban lagend- Well, I really can't say it is an lagend cause I don't know whether this number exist or not. Maybe that is why I call this category as Urban Lagend. But this number is really something. It is a rare number and suppose not to be exist. The number is 0000000. And if the number do exist, the maximum value of this number that I could think of exist in Malaysia is 1296 out of 12959998704.
Rare-All of the number are the same like 1111111 or 2222222. The maximum value of this number that I could think of exist in Malaysia is 11664 out of 12959998704. I have none of this category.
Symmetry- The number are symmetry. Example 1234321 or 3383833. I have one of this category.

aku adalah... (In Malay)

Ini adalah antara salah satu masalah kat dunia ni yang orang paling tak nak ambik tau. Banyak orang merungut pasal menda ni tapi takde satu pun orang yang nak dengar. Yang dengar pun hanyalah segelintir masyarakat itupun kurang dari 5%. Kata barang yang berkualiti tu mahal la, boleh beli banyak kalu beli yang murah, etc. Ok la, aku sendiri pun beli barang yang bukan 'original' @ 'branded' tapi tak semua. Salah satu sebab yang aku beli barang yang tak branded ni sebab aku bukanlah orang yang 'loaded'. Dan aku tak pikir pun pasal branded ke tak sebab ianya tak penting pun untuk aku. Lagipun aku yang pakai. Aku punya selesa. peduli apa orang lain nak kata.

Me and myself. Hey, this is a diary right?

DEAR DIARY.........

I know it has been a rough day for me like the G.H.O.S.T. project that I was about to do with a few friend and all. I already made a track for my mini car but only for one car. Although it is not finish yet, I think that I will be able to finish it in time before CNY. Right now it only finished 51%.
I love to sing but my voice is not that great. To tell you the truth, I have some limitation that I cannot break through. I am scared what the consequences will be when I break those limitation. Just like that. So, there is a lot of cool stuff that I want to do but couldn't do it. The horible three. Don't ask me what it is coz I will never going to tell. Really.

Sometimes I think that I am an evil person for what I did to 'DIA' and so on. But a lot of person think that I am a good person, even Kak Ucu. Well, for those who know what I did, to them maybe I am a bad person. Na na na na na. Whatever. But for those who doesn't know what am I talking about, that is great. I don't have to tell all of you anything. "You'll never catch me, copper"-a line from a movie that I didn't remember what the title is.

Maybe after CNY that I will release the brand new 878682. The main reason for me to make 878682 that I wanted to make some effort on blogging. To tell you the truth, I always wanted to do this kind of thing but I didn't have the time to do it. With my studies and so on, I barely have the time to do anything that I love. But now it is a different matter.
Who said that Study sucks. Study is great. If I have the time and money, I will go and study some more. You can make a lot of new friends, get to know people, go to new places, etc. But I can't do it right now because I have some problem that I have to solve first.

In the news today, actually on monday the 23rd:
Black Metal 'haram', says Fatwa Council.
The National Fatwa Council ruled Monday that Black Metal music is unacceptable for Muslims, saying it can cause listeners to rebel against religion, the Associated Press reports.
News from STAR NEWSPAPER website : thestar.com.my
That settle it. Black Metal is considered 'Haram' by the National Fatwa Council and should be put aside from any Muslim mind and heart. But there will be a riot among Muslims Black Metal folowers after hearing this statement. I think. But I don't hope that there will be any riot because Malaysia is a great and peaceful country. And people just want to live in harmony. Love harmony, love peace.

878682 is on the way

A new breed that I call 878682 is on the way. I just can't wait for it to come true. I have already test it and it work. It just need some adjustment and then it will become my own.

Yay!!!!

A new pokemon movie is out. I saw it at 'GRAVITY' and it has 'KYOGRE' on the front cover. But sadly I don't have any money to buy it. But I am going to buy it no matter what. Just later than oters. That is all.

You all may asking why am I put this banner about girls, right? Well, to tell you the truth, even I don't know why on earth did I put that banner. But all the banner has one similarity between those girls and I didn't make it for no reason. There is a saying: "Girls/woman. You can't live with them, you can't live without them.", something like that. But I like the girl that I gave a big space more cause she is lovely.

On the news today, "Syndicates, believed to be run by Pakistanis, have been selling forged Malaysian identity cards to their countrymen." That what it is said on Star newspaper today with the title "Pakistanis selling ICs".Wow. at this rate, all of the Paskitanist will be in Malaysians and we have to stop this from ever happening. Stop all the Pakistanist.

Reality SUCKS

Its been raining a lot this past few days. I really hate it when I cant go anywhere when it is raining outside. Its not like I am a type of person who like to go anywhere everytime. But in reality I really cant hate the rain cause it give human a lot of benefit.

I go back to my grandparents house to celebrate 'Hari Raya Haji' the other day. But guest what, no water for a few days. What the heck with that. I heard there was a leakage somewhere around the area. But because it is holiday, there is no one there to fix it. Arghh.

Here state that I have officially send one of my neopets to the pound. Looks like I cant take care of two pet at once. Actually, I am sad to leave it there. So if there is anybody want to adopt it, here are some resume about my previous pet that I send to the pound.

tenken_17 the Yellow Uni

Age : 1628 days old (39079 hours)
Level : 20
Owner : In the neopets Pound
Gender : Male
Height : 117 cms.
Weight : 104 lbs.
Hit Points : 8 / 8
Strength : GREAT (22)
Defence : demi-godly
Movement : mach 2
Intelligence : above average

Oh yes, there is a cost that need to be paid of 2360 NP to adopt it.
And it is only open for Neopets user above 4 month.
Thank you.